A lonely buck-toothed mug tries to be friends with a spoon.

A very fat old lady breaks her back again while walking.

Doodle or Die

An proud curvy orange turnip stripper doing a lap dance in the nude in front of 3 different colored snakes.

A green spaghetti monster trying to be intimidating.

A toxic living green and yellow nose alien creature thing.

A Brown-haired girl asks a French girl if they want to marry a hotel.

New Chain

Darth Vader and Freddy Kruger play Go Fish in a starship while the Earth explodes in the background.

A guy who made friends with a fish and became a vegetarian.

New Chain

A Shark on the Whose Line is it Anyway show.

Cute and creepy faces terrorize a crying face.

An alien suggesting a third option: NO.

A sad metal brick about to fall.

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