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This flame is literally smoking hot. The flame looks a bit embarrased!

A magnificent gray eye staring right at me. What do you want, eye?! Don't look at me like that...!

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The lemon is depressed because he keeps losing in rock-paper-scissors. Maybe he should choose something else than paper for a change.

This fried egg is turning out great :)

Someone has wounded the Great Green Shark.

A guidebook for a new and aspiring dark lord.

Unfortunate mutant eating pizza while his brick-shaped head tumor blabs on.

A man releases his last breath as he is dragged deep underwater.

Neglecting to carry food with you can get you killed.

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