Do you think sniper would be good at photography? I heard he's really good at headshots

scout:" maybe we'd played better if someone didn't had big meaty hands" Heavy: what was that tiny man? scout: BIG. MEATY. HANDS.

sniper advertises his new product called "Piss Off!" guaranteed to get rid of spys the first time or your money back!

spy got rabies and is climbing frace's weird tower thingy

jesus takes the wheel but sniper wants to keep on sinning

scout at a smash mouth concert: SHREK SONG! SHREK SOOOONG!!!

medic you have the bag of winds?

scout covers his chest when spy comes in his room without knocking first

announcer rickrolls both the teams during a fight

medic stares suspiciously at a apple (get it? because an apple a day keeps the doctor away?)

medic is screaming at a bowl of Mac-n-cheese

sniper is in a burrito blanket who refuses to get out