Jesus fucking Moses. Right in the asshole. The son of God making sweet passionate love to Moses. Yes.

Salvador Deli

car head strikes again

The snack that smiles back. Goldfish.

A cry for help

ass and titties tbh

Me gettin down at the club

Jesus Christ fucking Moses. Right in the ass

A robot having an existential crisis

John Green furiously masturbating to his own writing

Alexander of Macedonia. I idolized him. A young army commander, he'd swept up along the coasts of Turkey and Phoenicia, subduing Egypt...

The following text is reprinted from the Journal of the American Ornithological Society, Fall 1983