A dog in blue pajamas gets a Wii Remote thrown at him.
Faggotron 5000
Please help me I'm stuck in Canada with a bunch of Canadians. I will give you a million dollars of your choosing to get me out
lined paper
A man says "NO!" as his kid is taken away by a pedophile.
what would your mother think of what you're probably going to be doing in an hour or two.
turtle
It's clearly that thing from earthbound. You know, that little head with the big nose? Yeah you know what I'm talking about.
"What a lovely day it has been with you!" said Mr. House.
hitch hiker wants to goto god
if you were gay, and enjoyed the company of the opposite sex, what would you talk about would it be penis or vagina? why not both. pink dog
A woman using a cheese grater on her cleavage.
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