Ghosts haunt the lewd.

King Kong makes his great escape aboard a tsunami-borne raft.

Dorothy's ill-fated tornado journey lands her in Chernobyl.

Asteroid knocks gorgeous blonde into lucky guy.

Smock-wearing cat shoots tears at a red thing.

Spongebob joke with illegible gravestone.

Doodle or Die

Man with bicycle glasses has been here since the beginning of time.

Cube got left out in the rain. Now it's all soggy.

Duck eats nicely coiled turd.

fast-talking little guy in footie pajamas threatens violence

Albino teletubby has a makeup disaster

Rudolph's daughter: a two-legged doe with gorgeous crow-black hair

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