some jerk with a hairy ass and a small dick is shitting on a U.S.A. flag cause he doesn't know not to fuck with Americans

a sexually confused male banana

turtles that work at costco have good customer service but also have suicidal tendencies

78% of women die while giving birth but the babies always survive

that guy is pissed at me so he says "fuck you"

mario gets confused about portobello mushrooms

jarad killed sally

green stick with one tiny black dot on it sits under a black stick with red lines coming out of it

goblin bear has pandora's box that is actually a floating 3d cube

a little people toy is wearing a shark tooth hat

oh no sonic

a white trash bag with eyes looking at a piece of trash

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