Bear Grylls in old age.

A visual representation of several instruments playing in unison, visualized as independent bouncing lines going along with frequency.

Snakes and ladders was a valuable asset in helping to settle America. Here he can be seen giving a hat a proper funeral.

A dog holding a worm being forced at gunpoint to look at modern art.

A firebreathing shoe monster.

Anally raped by a toiletsnake.

Grim reaper's gonna rape hipster Nyan Cat! OMFG! STOP HIM!

An elderly toast is going to sexually assault you.

The flying spagetti monster. The one true god. May all your fake gods not give you booze and hookers.

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A hipster about to be eaten by a purple blob. (That asshole totally deserves it, I mean really...he literally has everything from hot-topic)

An insane Chinese man with shit on his head and 4 missing fingers is scaring two gay guys who are just trying to find a nice salad bar.