sir, calm down, I am a specially trained, radioactive fly and I get that fire out.

pig, you can do whatever you put your mind to

bloody womberghfowiejfoeghdoihro

guuuurrrrl you try that new outfit

a pirate stabbing a banana with his peg leg

ride chicken, ride into the sunset

hey baby

Take me vespa!

why yes, i will have your babies

Obamney

chips and DIP! OOOOOHHHH!!!

these shoes are 400 fucking dollars... LETS GET EM