a girls breasts are a couple of oranges cause they were out of peaches
ol bleeding head todd. the head sure is spewing out the blood today, todd, good show. don't cry todd.
A spider with brown sticks stuck through all 8 of his legs, poor spider
A hairy ball.
Guy wants to fuck a dictionary
A shining cloud in the space. And a tire on it.
NEW CHAIN
"Fuck You Physics!!", exclaims a black man, who for some inexplicable reason, has taken up water-skiing.
Old woman is overly sexually attracted to Gandalf. Things definitely have the potential to get awkward here..
a fart laughing
The Smurfs telling a man and his midget lover that homosexuals are wrong.
FUS RO DAH! C:
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