The most maniacally indecisive man ever.

A drunk fool bear got too drunk and threw up captain crunch all over himself.

A UFO sucks up an obliging black man.

rainbow man likes dancing!

Baby don't hurt me! Don't hurt me, no more!

The blonde girl swears she didn't do it! She holds a cocktail and is very frustrated.

Stick man hates Wendy!

poopsie chuckle butt

A guy jizzes on Mozart's original work.

Midget black man has trouble at work with an extremely vain white man.

gayness everywhere

A coffee mug with a large blue penis befriends a mug that puked on herself.

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