Noah and the animals of the Ark (including a random digimon) exclaiming that the bible is a cookbook

Me, at my respectable job in 20 years

-Reficul fuck off I don't care if your house or your 3 yellow dots are for rent

Marie wants John to love her like he loves his toast. But he just wants to make toast all night long.

wide :P face with large red tongue

Gentleman shark does not approve this plate of doo-doo

astounded red chili pepper says, "Woah..."

"This is a great idea" says the orange man. "This is probably a bad Idea..." says the green blob. The orange man responds with, "Shut up"

Mr. Rogers. Spelled in plain English

a poorly-drawn picture of a poorly-drawn, floating woman's face inspecting a poorly-drawn camera.

Drunk teenagers flee when the overweight fuzz arrives, leaving their smashed bottles behind. The glass shimmers in the pale moonlight.

blonde cockerspaniel