Wishing for both a hat and for Sniper to shut up, Medic decides to kill two birds with one stone.

something you'd see on the average tumblr dashboard

A nice, tropical beach with WOAH OH MY GOD LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT SEASHELL

A snake closely guards two eggs. No, that's not what it really is but that's what we're going with.

A man has captured a lightning bolt and is licking it non-consentually.

Trekkie ant is holding his gun the wrong way, but that's probably because he's high.

A guy drinking coffee is intrigued by your story. No, seriously. I know it SOUNDS like sarcasm, but it definitely isn't.

Um, if nun bear could just say something...

A blue house is so depressed it starts crying bubbles.

Sentient Poo House is happy that the mail is here.

A woman with shrunken teeth is frustrated with your tardiness.

A guy getting super butthurt.