if ea made a real life "the sims" store

a cat. just a cat. oh and it's blue.

kids these days...

I bet it was that crocodile shit again.

kingpie

african american male person sticking out an abnormally long tongue to caress the lower part of a standing piece of fecal matter

yushi rubbing his ass on the wall

guy buzzing through a megaphone

green finder is crowned king of file explorers and giggles

baby don't hurt me no more

the child of cthuluh and sauron wanders aimlessly through the desert when he finally finds water

an acorn, drawn on a sheet of paper