A watermelon battles a piece of pizza. The pizza's weapon of choice is a pitchfork; the watermelon uses a dinner fork.
A banana is equal to a dick.
Pikachu angrily tail whips your face. It's super effective!
A green alien with a football-shaped mouth, three breasts and four tentacles.
On a sunny spring day, a pair of black boobs shoot lasers at the brave warrior, setting him on fire.
Woman thanks her hero for slaying the electric rodent.
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