Oscar the grouch has won a blowjob from Ben Stiller
A heart shaped jerk box
Snape kills dumbledore
A person with a psychology degree
A man yelling at his dog's finger
Sailor Moon on crack
A white man offering a black man free money because he is geniunely nice and concerned for the mans well-being
A shark giving ecoli to father time
A small, but pretty coat
Kung Lao takes a shit
A litebulb