video games beat me up and raped me as a child

Thanks for the dose doc.

gummy bear suicide pact

A guy who liked fixed gear bikes before they were cool

Only too late did the bank robber realize bright orange ski masks were a bad idea

Giant space squid

Sonic ran too fast straight into zelda's sword.

that pumpernickel is pissed.

Pig hates his butt.

Flag pinwheel with all the players of WW2

An armless dreadnaught with a goofy face

Dr Mario has had enough of your shit