Michael J. Fox doing open heart surgery.

A house built of shit and nose excrement.

Homer Simpson laying next to a dead oompa loompa on a pink shag carpet.

Siamese twins riding a giraffe through an orphanage.

Octopus riding a rollar coaster through a meat grinder on a Tuesday.

A seal walks into a club.

90 Dangerous Anals

A light blooded period seeping over onto a One Direction members face.