A toy sailboat slits a kid's throat while a toy monster truck uses its tires to cut the kid's arms. The kid looks really beat up.

walking mustache

A green snail is warm in the sun.

An old black woman.

World's greatest mustache

A hammer says a cheesy pick-up line to a screwdriver

A family is posing for a photo at a giraffe exhibit in a zoo.

New Chain

Angelina Jolie's Leg

A can of Pringles is spilling out some chips

The Americanadian flag

Forever alone fat girl wants sex and is sad because she isn't getting any

A really high hippie who thinks his hand looks like a blunt

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