Doodle or Die

Blonde Snookie with her brown roots showing and wearing oversized aviators tells you "Tsss that girl's a bitch"

a greyscale slice of none pizza with left beef

a subsaharan house with a tree out front was struck by lightning as a family tries desperately to escape

A bee is pouring chemical x into a vat of green liquid in an attempt to create the perfect little girl.

A healthy and nutritious bag lunch with the daily recommended dosage of dead dove. There is an advisory not to eat said dove, however.

Man sees OctoOrgy of himself on TV and spews pink fluid while hunched over in shock on the floor.

Rest in peace Aladdin and Jasmine. Here's a white tulip.

Anonymous female Brunette painter has a slit wrist with a pink-blurred chest and green-covered eyes and paintbrush

a yellow mouse eating a sharting conjoined snake

a swordfish impales the sun

mom is angry at son who was watching hentai without her

stickman in picture frame didn't get justice

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