The dog is suspicious of the "not poisonous" cheese.

a shocked man watches from below as a scrawny black bird with a long beak smears poop on a high table

slenderman immerses himself in the customs of another culture by donning a hat

why is it that whenever the poo gets eaten, people blame the dog?

Doodle or Die

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johnny bravo, my childhood crush <3

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"OH," said the naked elderly man as his toupee committed a gruesome suicide by vacating his head.

Smitty Webermanpickle! He was number one!

A remote, dangerous region with backwards cultural practices.

It's okay, little seagull. I forgive you. Please try to be more diligent in the future.

New Chain

Sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me haaaa-pyyyyy... TOM CRUISE IS GAY.

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