The distressed cat owner cries in the fetal position as his cat smokes weed happily. The owner considers getting a dog in the future.

A male corndog makes moves on an unimpressed female corndog.

A chef looks in pride at the glorious meatball he's created.

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The young cucumber was reluctant to lead the army into battle, but destiny can not be denied, and sometimes greatness finds you.

Marilyn Monroe's skirt is blown up by a vent in the ground.

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Green eyed monster stalks the unsuspecting dandelions.

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Neil Patrick Harris and Eeyore disco dance battle.

The red haired man is pleased with his new hat.

Orange circle with pointy teeth is confused by the man with rainbow spilling out of his mouth.

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American soldiers raise US flag after the battle of Iwl jima.

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