Doodle or Die

Constant fat shaming has left Garfield depressed.

duck suspects he is being watched

a piece of broccoli tries his luck at open mic night

dingos play chess while smoking

Rejected works by Jackson Pollock.

Doctors agree: Math #1 killer in the world.

slimer is offered birthday cake by mr krabs

blonde woman ignores black hole in her house

addition makes a boy with pants on his head cry while eating pizza

breasts. just breasts.

a fat orange fleeing a burning island demands everyone go back for his drowning companion, a chicken

mario can fix poop coming out of your faucet

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