Cobras never strike twice

The reason for eviction from the Magician's Guild was written simply as - It is not appropriate for a rabbit to be pulled out of 'there'

No one knew what was through the rainbow wormhole, all that could be said for certain was, that whatever it was, it was fabulous.

Sorry guys, the image did not load on my computer. ;) Probably best you draw a waterskiing chimpanzee.

Paris Hilton asks her father if they can install more windows in their hotels.

Jim's heart was broken - he wished so much he hadn't hesitated when his girlfriend asked "Does my rudder look big in this?"

The rabbit took centre stage in front of the fan, but it was not the hare-raising experience he had hoped for.

little was known of the effects of the new popular drink "Mono-arm-ade", but Timmy lived off the stuff.

Players were cordoned off with police tape after a riot broke out in jail; due overcrowding.

Australian online cooking show takes a bad turn as a contestant personifies and attacks slugs with salt. Onlookers are baffled.

Link tightens his medallion around his neck - forgetting he is wearing his strength gauntlets

Man reverses into foot in attempt to remove shoe lodged in anus.

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