Coat hanger is killed for insurance money by his jealousy-fueled wife after she learns of his affair with a coat hook

Why aren't you playing a real game?

a crawdad exclaims to his deceased father the ability to swim

the head of the master hand

My beautiful dark twisted fantasy album artwork

no. I am a better artist than to have to describe this garbage

A man is saved before his untimely death under a pile of shit by a superhero made of ps3 games

DUMB BITCH WHORE GAMUR GURL FUCK HER PANDERING SELLOUT IMPOSTER UGLY 3DPG >girl SLUT SEXY GIRL MAN

please not muh boi

Not Jackie Chan...

as a present, Valve delays HL3 for four more years

KAWAII SUPER DESU