"...'n so I says, if it looks like a boird, 'n tastes like a boird..."

Rudolph finds his first chest hair and officially begins puberty

A birds and the bees talk goes horribly wrong

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: I'm so sick of this time of year!!!

Harvey Weinstein's list of victims includes headless, frozen chicken.

Trump has moment of clarity and reads self-help book about his condition