Triton's servants must be able to swim AND fly. The reasons remain unknown.

Man gets accosted by pool buoys

Cookie Monster finally gives in to the endless abyss that is his cookie addiction, drowning in the glory of imaginary cookies.

Van Gogh immediately regrets hacking his own ear off, becomes the subject of Edvard Munch's "The Scream" to compensate.

Dr. Who runs out of dimensions.

Just nipples.

The ever-unpopular Unicycle triumphs over the multi-cycles!

House clock has a five o clock shadow

Dog with cutaneous porphyria explains his tribulations to a man.