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Extremely vascular anamorphic penis playing a banjo

Horse head scene from Godfather

Mario loses Luigi at the annual plumbers convention in Milwaukee

Red and blue balloons drifting into the upper atmosphere soon to fall to earth and choke an unsuspecting marine mammal

Spider wins race with snail in photo finish

Seal sings about homosexuality while enjoying a winter nights snow fall

Bald head = bulls eye for seagull excrement

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Michael Jackson's oh face

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Alligator salad

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Yogurt enema

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Willie Nelson riding a Pterodactyl

Super grinning pyromaniac lighting a fire with a zippo

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