A lady takes her squid-baby to the oceanside, but the ocean tried its hardest to escape touch of the hideous creature.

Mothra grants Jim his single wish, giant dragon-shaped genitals. Jim soon realises that was a huge mistake.

A visibly stoned man ponders life, and comes to the conclusion it is acceptable, despite common taboo, to be "gat".

Monopoly man catches the perfect wave.

a happy snake sperm?

Carnivorous socks.

It was the end of the universe, all that was left was one guy shredding it on the guitar with no one to listen.

The wicked witch comes to grips with her fate as a large brain points the gun at her face. She knew it was coming, she was only to blame.

a Duck is charging up his beak-drill

It was an unbelievable occurrence for this time of day...but a chain was actually alright. no, it was better than alright, it was OK!

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS

A calling card from the mafia: A cows heart with the word "Heart" carved into it mailed to their victims in a bowl.