Kirby being kirby.

A bad-ass b0ne teachin' da kidz whuz up

A speaking french toast.

A porcupine as a train conductor feels very disappointed.

A traditional tomato on a table.

Don't smoke near gas stations.

You're player 2, so you get this controller.

A perfectly accurate portrayal of the female body

SUDDEN YELLING

Hitler misses the holocaust :(

Aliens are pleasantly attacked by mice as they descend onto their purple planet.

A gentlemanly pear seduces a duck.