I'm just trying to sleep, but this damned post box wont stop licking me, and someone stole the vase where I keep my single flower.

Bitch tries to trick you into fighting a robot. Fuck that bitch she can fight her own robots.

Dear John I am unable to finish this letter, because I have become a spanner

Angular Johnson is perplexed by the rigidity of his square existance

David Walker

Simply Red tribute band

the edgiest kid in school

Pacman bu Ninja Theory

2 nuns 1 cat

flexible man bends to pick up his squid

slick ass penguin thinks he's hot shit, and so he should, because he fucking is. Swag as hat.

Some faget ruining a chain

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