You are in the ring with Turbo Hitler. The jaundiced crowd is cheering you on. Round one, go!

The pregnancy test is positive!

Some idiot is nailing a screw into the yellow brick road.

A spider trapped in an ipod shuffle commercial.

An angry brown man is whipping his happy black counterpart while screaming LOL.

I, Joe, am going to tip this Coffee.

Some guy got his eye stabbed out by ice cream.

Dilbert.

A guido fingers a black hole.

A caterpillar watches as a stick figure attacks a butt with a sword.

Jack Skellington got stabbed in the skull with pencils.

A burglar fox holds a sickle.