Dinosaur weeping for the lack of pizza in his time and the fact that he'll never meet Jesus.

Porn just doesn't do it for me anymore...

Feline propaganda.

Why do my friends always look upset and squiggly whenever I take LSD?

Cthulu and Thor making love to one another.

An over-rated album

Kill Whitey.

President Obama wearing S&M leathers and being whipped by a large gay man in S&M leathers.

Jesus high on PCP about to shoot up a shopping mall with a minigun

Stevie Ray Vaughn jumping out of a helicopter to chop down a mountain with the edge of his hand