Dorito Souls - Prepare to Dew Edition

Lords tell their "almost-got-em" stories about the Chosen Undead

Quelaag invites her friends to a party at Firelink, hoping to hook her needy sister up with a guy for once.

Comrade Solairski just received the blessings of the God of Vodka

Gaben delays Half Life 3 until after DaSII release so that he can experience a blind playthrough

Optimized build for NG+7

Mushroom Parent discovers adolescent son's stash of steroids; cannot help trying to remember the glory days of his youth.

Gwyndolin discovers himself in High School

Solaire painting and decorating armor for his own cosplay build of the Chosen Undead.

Asylum and Stray Demon chatting it up over the watercooler.

Dark Souls: The War for Lordran takes a significant difficulty curve when Silver Knight Archers show up.

Solaire hurls a Lightning Spear Hail Mary to win the Astora state championship, recruiters from the Anor Londo Dragonslayers are surprised.