Gorram pirates, always stabbing themselves on my beach... I PAYED GOOD MONEY FOR THIS SECRET ISLAND YOU BLITHERING IDIOTS

"hurr hurr." These are the only words that young Joey can say since he was in a tragic 4chan accident. Won't you make your donation today?

Fresh from his murder of Nine, Seven stalked his next victim: the child One Half.

Carrot Girl was sadly immediately lassoed and sold into slavery in the Hidden Valley Ranch, where she would never be found... except in food

Holy eye bulges, Batman! Andrew Hussie's poorly-planned house of cards is falling in on him! Oh the bromanity!

Phi Kappa Delta's panty raid was successful in liberating dozens of pairs of unmentionables, setting them free to sail on the wind as birds.

Wolverine is no good at making toast. Wolverine is sad. Wolverine does not actually appear in this issue of Marvel's X-Men.

Fish a-swim-a-swim along the sun, burning, burning, on the sun

Wait a minute... THAT's not a Snickers bar...

Sad baseball bat is sad. Gil Hodges, however, is ecstatic.

Captain America squeed with joy when he found out he would get to be fifteenth in line for the Avengers premiere.

Rocket Face-Man sped speedily toward the disaster with every intention of helping as only he could.