Grand wizard being accosted by elderly gun owner

Man examining a cricket through a magnifying glass while laughing maniacally. The cricket is resting on his penis for some reason.

For a very important date!

Cock times two

Older black man masterbating through his pocket while checking out his pregnant baby momma who looks like Princess Peach

The word roar scribbled against a gradient with green dots

Sexually confused yellow star secretly observes purple monster masterbating.

Angry square rocket swearing in space

Cat with backwards paws looking through a window at another cat.

Man being anally violated by a boot that magically forms from the floor

Not a poorly rendered container of Country Crock

Obese Monopoly man dressed as Hulk Hogan

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