A carrot goes commando and grabs a machine gun, attempting to slaughter a man, who shouts to the sky, "What is happening?"

A very embarrassed and constipated man stares at the sky.

Question mark, exclamation, exclamation, question mark.

AN ADORABLE BUMBLE BEE SAYS "UGUU," SUCCESSFULLY BLOWING UP CANADA.

A man is too lazy to draw something easy, such as cool whip. Another man curses him for it.

Honey buns being DELICIOUS.

An amazing man who shines with red and yellow shinies who is dancing and knows precisely how to dance, wearing half an apple for a cap.

A turtle questions what love is, being unable to comprehend such a human emotion.

THE CHESS BOARD ATTACKS. HOTDOG PRICES GO DOWN. CHAOS ENSUES. FLOOD LEVELS RISE, BUILDINGS FALL.

THE ALASKAN BULLWORM TRIES TO EAT TWO MEN. ONE BRAVELY SACRIFICES HIMSELF FOR THE OTHER, WHILE THE MAN WITNESSING THE SACRIFICE GAPES.

ALL OF THE CHINESE FOOD. ALL OF IT.

Printers being knifed.