Satan collides with the moon but only north and south america go fast enough to survive

people agree forest gump is oscar worthy

a girl lives in a library

Hideo Kojima gets a call about Red Dead Redemption

a cubone asks "where the 69 is?" to 2 gentlemen with bulges.

a legitimate transaction between honest citizens takes place during 9/11 attacks

Wonder what i'll do today?... I know I'll molest my cat!

someone trims Jamie Hyneman's mustache after taking his beret

A male nurse with killer shades wants you to believe in him who believes in you

I got the shitty triangle again. When will they recognize my xylophone talent.

Capt. America's shield smacks the color out of Hulk

Blizzard teams up with Bioware to make a terrible game.