Don't cry for me, ancient Inca

Violet Beauregard must be rushed to the juicing room.

pop sensation Pink won't conform to society's roles

close up of a lego cop's face

A frog with facial tattooing dreams of a glazed cake doughnut. With sprinkles. And vanilla icing.

I can't believe this urn of cremains is all there is left of my beloved pet panda!

Looking for a donkey??? He is in the black hole.

Stretch Armstrong got the last pink cotton candy

The delusional, yet warmly dressed Inuit girl wants to party with the dead.

Theres only three chocolate chips in this cookie

People, your love of peen has a time and place. DoD is not the place ( what are you, 7?) Also, "appose" has never been a word. Ever.

everyone, get in the cage!

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