lady gaga is loose .
one earth worm chopped off his penis with an axe while his friend is on fire and crying. (sorry! not making this up!)
golden tophat in the 2nd plane of hell
Chubby-cheeked catboy denounces the parcel post at the urging of a demoness in red sunglasses.
A drive-in cinema pukes warm golden urine from the screen onto everyone watching
Admiral Akbar: It's a SCAM!
A carrot saying "Know what else is ginger bitch? Your blood" to a beaten, crying and blood vomiting girl.
This walking-taco with the face of a dog is all into homosexual stuff. Euhhh.
Nerd Pidgeon
pokemon porn.
The first sentient slime mold evolves. Its cute eyes prevent its parents from immediately ingesting it.
Classic Gameboy!
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