A piece of shit wants to escape the dark, lonely bowels, but can't because the owner of those bowels is constipated

An Israeli militant

A talking skull lectures middle school students on the iimportance of getting enough calcium in their diet

A summary of Archive Of Our Own

A Titan with a blue barett bleeding gray blood

Typical day in the life of the Frenchman Francis Bonnefoy

"Aussies know how to fight," Obama says, as he eyes a kangaroo in boxing gloves fighting a suspicious looking mushroom in the distance

Atheists fingering each other

A purple heart-shaped spider

A worm jumping in the air as a cherry calls him an idiot

Hiding something behind your back and lying about its existence

Campfire on a Maple Leaf