the Michelin man is scared
Guy is out of weed
Salamander eats green poop
woman awaits oral penis insertion
a sock puppet, probably a duck
My little pony, friendship is magic
Mas is chased by dinosaur
a sad flying spaghetti monster shits rainbows
guy gets hit by lightning. Onlookers yell 'SNOO'!
A hipster fag
a hairy nut sack
The grim reaper demands cake