Drunk man trying to get sober.

GTA: guy getting shot while the other guy drinks a cocktail

Banned internet

Scissors and an apple

Heart-a-pfant

Luke's Lightsaber

"Dude, what happened to your hair?" Other guy says, "The FAK?!?!"

Taters! Boil em', mash em', stick em

Ugly man thinks he's on two and 1/2 men.