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A light vegetarian dish. Really light. Like, i'm talking about maybe 12 blades of grass on a plate, here.

I dont know what this is, but it looks like people fucking in an ice cream truck?

The Dark Side Of The Moon album cover attacks!

A girl nose (I'm not so sure about how that works) sends a pic of her to her boyfriend.

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Your NES Cartridges are so dusty that they're literally begging to be blown into. Like, you can audibly hear it asking you things. Creepy.

Some sort of human organ is encased in stone underground, waiting to be dug up.

Some big, gay baby thinks that the sqaush he's holding is a sentient being capable of both rational and abstract thinking.

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Kaka Carrot Cake, real super sand!

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Receiving an eggplant from your spouse on your anniversary is considered a most thoughtful and joyous occasion

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