We're A-sians not B-sians.

a mutated light bulb full of slime has an idea but can't break out of his horse's stomach to tell stalin how to be a noodle

a single mother holds her next meal

A piranha plant from Mario sticking out of a pipe with music notes attacking it.

A bicycle grows arms where the handlebars should be and testicles where the seat should be and flips the fuck out over a rock infront of it.

A bicycle grows arms where the handlebars should be and testicles where the seat should be and flips the fuck out over a rock infront of it.

"Now little Timmy... what do you see in this picture? How do you feel knowing a fucking dinosaur is going to devour your parents?"

No, I'm not starting a doodle train, fuck you! You, artist, draw whatever you want. Pickles.

john egbert

andrew hussie

a book tormented by invisible spider lawyers that tease him about his poorly drawn pages

frank about to celebrate and drop his wife off at the incinerator because she can't cry in a straight line