ninja with an afro

karkat was told his lord english body pillow was made of 100% cotton whEN IT WAS ACTUALLY ONLY 98% he throws a fit

mr president theres a meteor coming sir. oh yeah, how big is it? its the size of texas sir

a giraffe cannot escape the GREEn miles

a helpful drawing on how NOT to make fantrolls so homestuck weebs avoid verbal abuse u vu

pikachu, the son of satan, has been slain. you may now sleep peacefully.

a dragon pukes

harry potter has a phobia of star fish

no kk, you cant eat the toothpaste

steak and eggs

axel got caught up in the yaoi scene and is about to be put to death from his actions

an angel drops the pizza