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Twitter is growing bigger and sadder. A bloo bloo bloo . . . .

Blue duck is ashamed that you caught him eating strawberries.

One half of this Asian wants red squiggle, but the other wants pink squiggle!

Shirtless one eyed man wears a ball cap and holds a cup of urine in an orange sea.

Man is first bored by a moose and then overjoyed.

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Bilbo Baggins thought he had it all. But then a noodle came and aggravated him using a radish. Meanwhile, a dictionary sobbed.

Pink blonde asian with no legs.

Flaming tuxedo pig crime fighter.

Shakespeare's vibrator.

Gollum is telling you that he is insane.

Definitely something to do with turds.

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