If only I could be this tree

A rare/high level pokemon wearing a top hat smoking a cigarette. Its- a FROG

A bridge with a person on it.

running out of tread on your non-slip burger-king issued shoes so you have to use your hard earned money to get new ones at Safeway

Shrek cum all over Fiona's clean linens

Shrek opening his third and fourth eyes

Psychedelic Hand Mushies

Shrek Finger/Baby bath toy

Jeff did it

Evan on acid chanting buddha matreya's writings

Evan Pirlo's world-ending, shitty, cardboard LSD

Kush Berries prepped and ready to be eaten