Princess Leia is asking someone named Krezz (or maybe Karezz?) for help

It's Olojer.

Not a car

A cowboy rides off into the sunset

Enlightenment is a puzzle

One cloud leaves his cloud lover under a streetlight at christmas.

Mr. Face (from nick jr.) is kindof a pervert apparently?

A black man, with a bowler hat that matches his skin, crosses his arms and says "no" while making a funny face.

Mouse hitting the cheese jackpot

An icy river running through a frozen wasteland.

A really nasty eye infection. Or someone missed the toilet and peed on the seat. Take your pick

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