one earth worm chopped off his penis with an axe while his friend is on fire and crying. (sorry! not making this up!)

the deer centipede crosses the river

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GIRAFFE BIRTHDAY PARTY!

jewish robot

manager is unsatisfied with his female coworker

a ghost yelling at homer simpson

:( Is this better?

fighting off the hairy eyeball monster!

an evil giant swan tells a man to get out and SSSSSCRAM!

hit in the face by a #7 pool ball

a little blue ball with pink spikey hair sticking its tongue out

a dragon flying with an egg hula hooping on it's back

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